Fairy Tales For Adults
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fairytalesforadults:

It’s a good thing I didn’t want to buy alcohol today. In Ireland it’s forbidden to buy alcohol on “Good” Friday.

If Christians don’t want alcohol today, fine, I have no problem with that. But what if you’re not Christian? Why are we being forced to live by the arbitrary rules of another’s…

In germany they made it illegal to dance today. Clubs and stuff are closed. Its not like I would care its hilarious taht they do. Have a nice easter weekend everyone.

Fucking hell. Illegal to dance? That’s a new one to me. haha

 If Forrest Gump were real, Christian conservatives would have him elected president by now.

1. He’s Christian.
2. He’s white.
3. He’s male.
4. He’s rich.
5. He’s from the South.
6. He’s a war vet.
7. He has an IQ of 73, which is a whole 5 points higher than G. Dubya.

I can just imagine the interviews now:
Reporter: “Mr. Gump, why did you decide to run for President?”
Forrest Gump: “I just felt like runninG.”

Reporter: “Mr. Gump, what are your views on foreign policy?”
Forrest Gump: “In the land of China, people hardly got nothing at all… And in China they never go to church.”

Reporter: “Mr. Gump, have you given any thought to the future of our education system?”
Forrest Gump: “Thought?”
Good Friday

It’s a good thing I didn’t want to buy alcohol today. In Ireland it’s forbidden to buy alcohol on “Good” Friday.

If Christians don’t want alcohol today, fine, I have no problem with that. But what if you’re not Christian? Why are we being forced to live by the arbitrary rules of another’s religion? It was even in our constitution up until 1973. Giving “special position” to the Roman Catholic Church. They ban sales of alcohol on other religious days too. There’s a call to prayer every day on state sponsored television. The RCC still run most of our schools to this day. There’s a myriad of problems I could go into.

And this is still considered a modern, free country. Wrong on both counts in my opinion.

Lieutenant Dan: “Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?”

Forrest Gump: “I didn’t know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.”

cumbermoonfall:

anusing:

do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith

Knowing you’re wrong but continuing anyway. Yep, faith.

proud-atheist:

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proud-atheist:

Europe - Christianity is in big trouble in Europe. The importance of religion among younger people is very low compared to the older generation. It is especially encouraging to see the very low numbers for Poland, Italy & Spain. The myth lasted for 2,000 y
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